Jokes About Dinosaurs

Whilst delivering dinosaur workshops in school, team members at Everything Dinosaur get told jokes about dinosaurs from the school children that they meet.  Here are a selection of dinosaur jokes that Everything Dinosaur team members came across recently whilst teaching about prehistoric animals in school.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A. Because chickens had not evolved yet!

Q. Why do museums have old dinosaur bones on show?

A. Because they can’t afford to buy new dinosaur bones!

Q. What do you call two dinosaurs bumping into each other?

A. Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Q. What do you call a Tyrannosaurus rex with a machine gun?

A. Sir!

Q. What do you call a dinosaur that sat on a drawing pin?

A. A Mega-sore-ass!

Q. Why did Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

A. Because it was an early bird!

Dinosaurs as a term topic for Key Stage 1 or 2 children can help them develop their vocabularies, enthuse them about reading as well as to encourage them to write creatively.  When Everything Dinosaur delivers a dinosaur workshop in school, lots of ideas for extension activities follow, as for the children’s jokes, we appreciate them and we are glad to help out in schools.

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